| Date |
|
Background |
| 28-NOV-2002 |
: |
Terry
is on Jonathon Ross...SPEAKING GERMAN!!!! |
| 09-SEP-2002 |
|
Togfest
2002....the denial...the aftermath....or should that be AFTERSHOCK ;-).... |
| 05-SEP-2002 |
: |
What
is Helmut, prattling on about???? Must have been some ITV reality pulp
feast... |
| 03-SEP-2002 |
: |
TOG
Convention 2002 approaches fast...Some advice for PAuly to avoid
molestation from female TOGS (it didn't work...) |
| 02-AUG-2002 |
: |
Togmeisters
Birthday...a very special one........the German Version of The Beatles
Classic...."When I'm 64".....its a masterpiece.. |
| 31-JUL-2002 |
: |
Commonwealth
Games???? Don't make me laugh.... |
| 01-JUL-2002 |
: |
OK.
Germany Lose the final...but....as hosts in 2006 they have already
qualified.....Brazil (due to a rule change) will have to requalify. |
| 26-JUN-2002 |
: |
Yep...Germany
make the final..... |
| 25-JUN-2002 |
: |
We
knew it...England out and Germany in the Semi-Finals.... |
| 14-JUN-2002 |
: |
Everywhere
you go....St George flags...arrrggghh! |
| 13-JUN-2002 |
: |
England's
group was the famed "Group of Death"......"Group of
Sleep" more like |
| 03-JUN-2002 |
: |
Oh No!
Its started...the World Cup....German play their first game and win.....8
(E I G H T) - 0 (N I L). |
| 29-MAY-2002 |
: |
Another
new five pound note design...who designed it...the blind forger from the
"Great Escape"??? |
| 01-MAY-2002 |
: |
Man U
lose to Bayern Laverkusen......sweet |
| 30-APR-2002 |
: |
Football
Knowledge Crash Course...for Pauly |
| 16-APR-2002 |
: |
Boggy
for England Captain... |
| 12-APR-2002 |
: |
It's
the US Masters...but Peter Aliss and Ken Brown are talking more about the
foliage around Augusta. |
| 10-APR-2002 |
: |
Another
bad night in Europe for English clubs |
| 10-APR-2002 |
: |
Another
badly translated joke... |
| 04-APR-2002 |
: |
Bayern
Laverkusen are doing rather well...is that David Gower as their head
coach? |
| 30-MAR-2002 |
: |
A news
article on how television is influencing peoples behaviour.
Rubbish.....this weekend Helmut is off to the countryside to rip the heads
off small animals, drink large amounts of beer and get involved in
hand-to-glass combat. |
| 28-MAR-2002 |
: |
England
1 Italy 2; Scotland undermined by Bertie Vogts and Germany 4 USA 1. A
perfect evening of sporting Germanic acheivement. |
| 27-MAR-2002 |
: |
BBC
Talent Initiative is launched. The German equivalent (S.O.D.O.F.F) is not
doing so well. |
| 26-MAR-2002 |
: |
Oscar
Time.....where's the German content? |
| 21-MAR-2002 |
: |
Bayern
Laverkusen have given Arsenal a seeing to in the Champions league. |
| 19-MAR-2002 |
: |
A very
rude joke about a promiscuous Jelly baby, translated into german.....and
guess what...its not funny!!!!
|
| 01-MAR-2002 |
: |
A very
bad James Bond/Sean Connery Joke Translated into German...its just not
funny... |
| 23-FEB-2002 |
: |
They
WIN???? |
| 21-FEB-2002 |
: |
Hang
on.....Great Britain have a Curling chance of a gold medal....what is
going on... |
| 13-FEB-2002 |
: |
Pauly
is off sick with dodgy back....Superior Deutsche remedy |
| 12-FEB-2002 |
: |
Winter
Olympics (AGAIN!!).....once more the British public will have to suffer
"Nash & Dixon", "Torville & Dean" |
| 08-FEB-2002 |
: |
Its
the German Fibregel Family............... |
| 29-JAN-2002 |
: |
Hot
topic of debate......does Gerhard Schroeder (German Chancellor) dye his
hair.......L'Oreal?...Is he worth it? |
| 15-JAN-2002 |
: |
Its
Winter Olympic Time again....and that means another bag of gold medals for
the germans and their Jimmy Hill Doppleganger luge rider. |
| 11-JAN-2002 |
: |
The
German Anne Robinson Appreciation Society |
| 11-JAN-2002 |
: |
Where
is Deadly? Relying on the UK rail network to get between Manchester and
London is not recommended, |
| 09-JAN-2002 |
: |
The
position of Archbishop of Cantab is up for grabs, some suggestions from
out Teutonic chum |
| 03-JAN-2002 |
: |
Another
year, another set of new years resolutions....no more gloating over
superior German sporting achievements. |