| Date |
|
Background |
| 23-DEC-1998 |
: |
The
TOGS have been voting for their Male and Female "Top 10 Totty".
Helmut voted for Lilo Wanders in both categories...but (s)he didn't make
the chart......he is outraged..
|
| 21-DEC-1998 |
: |
Terry's
other listener is voting fior the "Top 50 Toggy Tunes", Pauly
insists Floral Dance will NOT be played....
|
| 18-DEC-1998 |
: |
Helmut
loves Christmas songs...but please don't translate them into German |
| 16-DEC-1998 |
: |
Delia
Smith's latest series has just finished...but where were the Deutsche
dishes?
|
| 15-DEC-1998 |
: |
Jokes
have been a bit light on "Schlafen Nicht mit Wogan"...Helmut has
some Superior German sugegstions (again!)
|
| 11-DEC-1998 |
: |
Christmas
approaching only means one thing....yes its BBC Sports Personality of the
Year...Helmut has some suggests that have made his year more enjoyable....
|
| 04-DEC-1998 |
: |
Lilo
Wanders is going on Holiday...can Boggy step in ? |
| 03-DEC-1998 |
: |
Boggy
complains that his roof is leaking again. Helmut suggest a better use for
the Turner prize.
|
| 02-DEC-1998 |
: |
The
Turner has been won by a painting done in Elephant do-doo. Helmuts
suggests a hanging in Boggy's shed....
|
| 01-DEC-1998 |
: |
Terry
needs a catchphrase....Helmut has some typically direct suggestions |
| 30-NOV-1998 |
: |
Oh
dear..."Big Panty Woman" has charted....Helmut is outraged...Pauly
would never play this....would he???
The demise of German tennis leads Helmut
to inquire about "Timmy's" passport status.
|
| 25-NOV-1998 |
: |
Ainsley
Harriet has done a "Full Monty" on "Children in
Need"....the other listener has accused Terry of being
"Portly".......
|
| 13-NOV-1998 |
: |
Boggy's
shed is leaking. Fear not Helmut and the German Professor Zwei-shed fan
club to the rescue.
|
| 03-NOV-1998 |
: |
Helmut
does suffer when Terry is away. He has just had to endure a week of Sarah
Kennedy playing "Big Panty Woman".
|
| 14-OCT-1998 |
: |
Helmut
sees "Animal Hospital" for the very first time...and tells a
very old joke. |
| 09-OCT-1998 |
: |
It's
National Poetry week. Helmut doesn't think much of English poetry...he has
a bash himself...his object of affection? Die Schonste Fraulein Godfrey of
course....
|
| 05-OCT-1998 |
: |
Hayley
has just joined Coronation Street. Helmut is confused. Roy throws
beer at Mike Baldwin...why?
|
| 29-SEP-1998 |
: |
Chancellor
Schroeder has just been elected. Helmut is confused....the only Schroeder
he knows is the Peanuts Piano Playing character.
|
| 23-SEP-1998 |
: |
Radio
2 listeners are being asked to vote for their favourite programmes. Helmut
is outraged (as usual) and offers his very own suggestions. |
| 14-SEP-1998 |
: |
Oh dear..it's Commonwealth games
time and Helmut is amazed at the ridiculous sports included..he proposes a
question for "Who wants to be a Millionaire" (it's just hit our screens)
|
| 10-SEP-1998 |
: |
Terry's Pips are crashing all over
the place. A Superior German Solution is offered......Paul Gascoigne is
recalled to the England Squad |
| 07-SEP-1998 |
: |
Terry has been on holiday (again).
Helmut wonders where he has been......England lose another football match
|
| 04-AUG-1998 |
|
"Ground
Force"? The English are always digging things up...gardens,
allotments...... the M25
|
| 02-AUG-1998 |
|
10
Things not to say on a birthday...
|
| 29-JUL-1998 |
|
Togmeister
Birthday approaching....Bus pass?
|
| 28-JUL-1998 |
|
Bring
back "Wogan's Web"
|
| 23-JUL-1998 |
|
Helmut's
shed is falling down....Boggy has a spare one though
|
| 21-JUL-1998 |
|
The
lack of German success at Eurovision is really getting to Helmut...he has
studied the form and has the answer...Lilo Wanders
|
| 20-JUL-1998 |
|
British
Open...where is Bernard? Why does Mr Faldo eat all those Banannas and is
that really Grandpa Walton caddying for Tiger?
|
| 16-JUL-1998 |
|
"Beautiful
Night" by Paul McCartney...but why does Doktor Pauly always cut it
short ?
|
| 14-JUL-1998 |
|
What
an honour! A privilege. Helmut has received a personal invite for a
Champagne reception from Michael Aspel at a well know furniture
store...but what does DFS stand for?
|
| 13-JUL-1998 |
|
Attention shifts to
the British Grand Prix...it's wet...Schumacher wins (again).
|
| 08-JUL-1998 |
|
It IS Donald
Pleasance in goal........and he is not French...."foul" cries
Helmut
|
| 07-JUL-1998 |
: |
Are the Dutch really
wearing football shirts with shoulder pads? It's Dynasty all over
again....
|
| 06-JUL-1998 |
|
It's over....Germany
are out....
|
| 02-JUL-1998 |
|
It's Wimbledon...but
it's not football..but Germany have yet to play Croatia
|
| 01-JUL-1998 |
|
England play
Argentina...Helmut wants to repatriate Michael Owen....as a German!!!!
|
| 29-JUN-1998 |
|
Germany beat Mexio
and its another 1/4 final appearance....
|
| 28-JUN-1998 |
|
So England beat
Colombia after all (2-0)....just watch the Germans though...
|
| 25-JUN-1998 |
: |
It's the 1998 World
Cup....Helmut is coming into his own....who is that stupid England Trumpet
player...and the French goalie looks like Donald Pleasance
|
| 16-MAR-1998 |
: |
Helmut complains that
Tommy Cooper isn't funny
|
| 11-FEB-1998 |
: |
Here it is...Helmut
Wirklichnahmen's first ever contact
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