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What Brings People Here??
July 2003
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Last
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black
wonderful life |
| #2 |
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(3) |
henry
mcgee |
| #3 |
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(4) |
thai yellow curry |
| #4 |
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yellow curry |
| #5 |
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kay burley |
| #6 |
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(5) |
mushroom stroganoff |
| #7 |
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cottage pie |
| #8 |
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(8) |
robert plant pictures |
| #9 |
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vegetable lasagne |
| #10 |
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deutsche madchen |
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Black...
celebrating his return to the top of the Bemuddlement Top Ten...
yesterday. Note lack of Candy Floss (already eaten) |
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Kolin Twang has been reported as being
'ecstatic' at his return to his rightful #1 spot in the Bemuddlement Top
Ten. So much so that he was, allegedly, spotted on the giant slide at
Clacton Pier enjoying "3 slides for £1.50" and a Candy Floss.
Ironic indeed, as Kolin has staved off a whole onslaught of food dishes
this month to maintain his position. Mushroom Stroganoff, Cottage pie,
Vegetable Lasagne and The Yellow Curries, all pressurising Kolin at the
top.
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| And a welcome return this
month at #10 for those gorgeous "Deutsche Madchen", maybe it
was the heat in July that brought hoards of hungry, bemuddled fans
to the site, in search of some Teutonic beauties. Well we here at
bemuddlement do like to disappoint, so we
contacted Helga Krankenhausewagen and Lise Hochgeschwindikeit to see if
they wouldn't mind posing in some 30's style sports apparel whilst
manipulating two large balls (medicine). After some tricky and embarrassing
translation moments, invariably involving Bemuddlement's very own Helmut
Wirklichnahmen, they agreed. Helmut can now be contacted at
Herr H Wirklichnahmen
c/o Heike Dreschler Tribute Hospital
Ward Stalag 14B
Dresden
Germany
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Tragic co joined
twins Helga und Lisa, manipulating some medicine
balls... yesterday |
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| Like last month, The Queen of
Sky News, Kay Burley, has advanced two places from #7 to #5. At this
rate, she should be displacing Kolin Twang at #1 by the end of
September, facing stiff opposition from Henry McGee. Those of you who
wish to vote for Kay, can do so via your Sky Digital remote... just
press the red button and access "Vote" on the menu screen and
in the section "Today's Unbiased Question: We really, really like
Kay Burley. Should she be Bemuddlement's #1?" simply press yes or
no... (no option disabled).
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No wonder Kay
looks happy, another advance of two places up the bemuddlement Top
ten this month, to #5. A signed photo will guarantee #1 Kay ;-). |
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| And look who is at #2, why its
evergreen Bemuddlement favourite Henry McGee!!! Of course, Henry is no
Stranger to Top Ten's, having spent 17 weeks in the UK charts in 1971 as
"Two Ton Ted from Teddington" with Benny Hill's "Ernie,
The Fastest Milkman in the West". Will he make it to #1 we ask? Who
knows, Kolin Twang is still holding fast and lucky old Henry has Kay
Burley breathing own his neck too.
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A youthful Henry
McGee, displaying his fine admiration for the Royal Navy... not
yesterday. |
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