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What Brings People Here??
February 2003
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Last
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| #1 |
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(2) |
black wonderful life |
| #2 |
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(1) |
thai yellow curry |
| #3 |
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(5) |
mushroom stroganoff |
| #4 |
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(8) |
yellow curry |
| #5 |
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(6) |
deutsche madchen |
| #6 |
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(3) |
Katarina Witt |
| #7 |
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genesis seconds out |
| #8 |
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cottage pie |
| #9 |
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naan calories |
| #10 |
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quorn |
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Is that almost
a smile we see before us....err..no |
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Bemuddlement congratulations
to Black (aka Kolin Twang) for finally making the Bemuddlement #1 slot
and has the honour of being Bemuddlement's first animate chart topper,
In celebration our enslaved researchers have declared March as
"Twang-month" and will be playing the finest work of 1987,
non-stop in the Bemuddlement office...
- Duration of Black - "Wonderful Life" CD
63mins 29secs
- Days in March - 31
- Yes, that's a staggering 703.17 plays
- That .17 means you'll get to hear the albums title
track, "Everything's is coming up Roses" and half of
"Sometimes for the Asking", 704 times of course
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Well they may
not be English but it doesn't mean they can't enjoy "eine
Tasse Tea"...tea zeit with the girls....yesterday |
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Once more, our lovely "Deutsche
Madchen" have made the Bemuddlement Top Ten this month, consolidating
their stronghold by moving up one place to position number 5.
Someone actually suggested that the reason
they are so high in the Bemuddlement chart could be due to a large number
of sexually frustrated Germans looking for pictures of Germanic lovelies.
And looking at those sexy Teutonic babes enjoying some Tiffin's, who can
blame them?
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"Ladies
and Gentlemen...Peter Gabriel has left the building..." |
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1977 didn't bring us much joy,
The Queens Silver Jubilee, The Sex Pistols were robbed of their rightful
#1 spot, Spacehoppers were everyone's favourite toy, Spangles, Jamboree
bags, Operation, Space Dust, Subuetto, Striker, Crossfire, Barbie
Dolls...hang on this is turning into one of those "I Love Those 'I
Love...'" nostalgia shows.
Anyway, 1977 did bring this months Bemuddlement's
highest New Entry, Genesis - Seconds Out....and you though "Six
Saintly Shrouded Men" was a joke line uttered by Biggus Dickus in
Monty Python's - Life of Brian. Well done Fish and the lads...keep up
the good work. |
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A
cottage...yesterday |
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Still frantically looking for
pictures of Katarina Witt in lederhosen (and Katerina STILL hasn't
contacted Bemuddlement, despite persistent pleas) we shall
concentrate on new entry at #8. Cottage Pie. Which despite it's
misleading name is neither a Pie, or contains any cottages.
We asked a leading cottage for a comment and this was
their response
"Yes, we often get asked if we are annoyed
about the misleading nature of this fine meat/potato based product, but
we feel that anything promotes peoples awareness of cottages is a
positive move" |
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